I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
bob
what was the orphans name jake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID Classmate: does nothing Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU Classmate: Oh you're talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy😂
guys we should stop making orphan jokes.. There parents will get mad.... oh wait.. Continue 🙂
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
what is a cow
why do orphans hate cocomelon because his mom and dad are in every episode
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
if u hate america i dont like you :)