A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
big papi
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
yo mama so fat she meets every world leader there is
lmao
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUICKKKKKKK.
yo mama so ugly her mirror broke.
yo mama so fat she crosses every border
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free