Joke

Yo mama so fat that when she went to school, she sat next to everybody in her class.

Yo mama so fat that when she farts, global warming starts.

Yo mama so ugly, that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly that she could only be Yo Mama.

Yo mama so ugly that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back while shaking its head.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Terminator said "I'll be back", he left running.

Yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so ugly she looks like she has been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

Yo mama so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama so ugly, it looks like she has been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mama so ugly that even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama so ugly that when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mama so ugly that she could not get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

Yo mama so ugly that her face is closed on weekends.

Yo mama so ugly that she could scare the flies off of a shit wagon.

Yo mama so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Yo mama so ugly that her shadow ran away.