me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
adam
your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?