I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
Zuchuri
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey. On the rocks
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Q: what's the difference between a grandma fetish, and necrophilia. A: a few weeks.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish, and necrophilia. A: a few weeks.
dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
Over summer I shot up my school and left a note saying. "I could have done this anytime".
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
My marriage was on the rocks so I buried my wife under some.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.