I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Your welcome
Yo mama so fat when step on a scale it say to be continued
Why can't Orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home base.
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
I hope every time you watch youtube, you get 30 second unskippable ads