A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Your dad
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
His Gay ass dad
Your mom
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did
Why can’t cancer kids have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
Hi son