Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Yo
What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer
Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
Your mum years cabbage
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree... ornaments
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they dont know what a full house is.