Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
Ur mom
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers they went through 10 stories in 10 seconds
Hi I’m joe
Why don’t orphans play poker? Cuz they don’t know what a full house is
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
Why can't an orphan have an Ipad?
They can't find the home button.
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure." That's a horrible thing to find out when your adopted.
What do you call an gay Megalodon
Magalogay
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging