What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
USSR Soldier
How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What's the difference between a boy and gold? More people want gold.
How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.