One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Tyler
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
If you turn a down syndrome upside down do they have up syndrome now?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?? Because they can’t get a home run
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because there parents can’t buy them one