What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
TheJoker
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going inside
What a Blind Man says when he passes the fish market?....Hello Ladies!
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Have you ever had a friends who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot but he had no imagination...when he masturbated imagines His hand
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
How do you call a Virgin girl in Alabama? An Orphan
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
What Is Black, White and Red all over? An Interracial Abort!
Once i said to an Orphan....what the F mean in orphan.....He reply there's no F...Me: There's no Family
how do you organize a Rave party in Ethiopia? just put some bread on the ceiling
Do you Know how to make cry a plumber?.....Kill his family
How do you call a black pilot?.......a Pilot your racisits
now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........
mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not bien yet