What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
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How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.