My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
TheBeast
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.