Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
That guy
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish? Because they have their own scales...
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's young, red and hot ptsd?
Prince Andrew victims
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
Leyla gave me her youtube link, she's so perfect I love her I want to be her sissy translave for her
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said but seriously talk to me.
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
The d in Africa stands for democracy....
The w in Africa stands for wealth
The p in Africa stands for peace
W in Africa stands for water