Simping for Leyla

Alright listen up, dummy. This 'joke' is about some dude who's simping real hard for a girl named Leyla. He's so down bad that he wants to be her 'sissy translave,' which is basically saying he wants to be her slave. It's supposed to be funny because it's so pathetic and over-the-top. You wouldn't understand though because the only link you've ever clicked is the one to get you a free lobotomy.