I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
That guy
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
The p in Africa stands for peace
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
Women be like men should pay for first dates then get made when you do...
Women be like equal rights equal pay, then decide that they don't want to do labour intensive jokes.
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Women be like don't say that about her genitals then makes fun of men's genitals
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
Women be like chivalry is dead then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Goodnight everyone one
W in Africa stands for water
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
Herpes no I don't want her her pees
Why is it easy to weigh a fish? Because they have their own scales...
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim