SSomeone6 years agoWhat’s the only time you can do almost whatever you wantWhen you have a gun in you hand
SSomeone4 years agoA funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
SSomeone5 years agoI drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
SSomeone5 years agoWomen are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
SSomeone5 years agoFriend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
SSomeone3 years agoYou know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas I thought mary a josphe did but ok
SSomeone1 year agoWhen my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
SSomeone5 years agoThe only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.