Sneakyjew

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe