In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...