*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
knock knock who's there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn't get it
Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure
Q: What's a skeletons favorite instrument a:a tromBONE
Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -
but I never realized they suited me
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.