Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
Sam
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because there dead.
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
What’s 12 inch long purple & makes women scream?? Cot death!
I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.