what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off
Royal
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
Why Do you like cream instead of bugs
Because bugs can kill you
what's yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children