My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
ROAB_EPIC
When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone
Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms..
Knock knock.. Whose there? -not sally.
Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? A. Because it has a silent pee
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favourited my jokes and commented! Thanks ROAB_EPIC
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make a noise when you throw them
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
A kid and a man is walking into a forest at night, Kid "Mr, its getting dark, I'm scared!" Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"