How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
Omnom
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Historys repeating itself. WWIII is coming and the second russia nukes the US their all getting fucked.