How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
Omnom
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
Historys repeating itself. WWIII is coming and the second russia nukes the US their all getting fucked.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer