ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Meh
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
What is the difference between a boomerang and a orphans dad ?
The boomerang comes back
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not
Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?
The trom-BONE
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What happens at the orphanage be like: The orphans:”HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
What do you call a 6 year old in a wheelchair? A virgin
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat