My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Lya
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
Ur face looks like my butt but it looks like u
Can u find the f**k out of here : Karen says:
Spell ihop and then say ness I ate your peanuts
I think ur hairline is to stupid
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
Ur forehead is so big that ur name is Humpty Dumpty the big forehead.
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
Why dose the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber