So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
What do orphans and water melons have in common? Both are fun to hit with a sledge hammer.
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom:sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30 and there 18 so is it a reverse pedo? O well
Roses are red violets are purple lay in my bed so I can suck you’re nurple.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get I’m sick af from these stories
Ahh son of a bitch I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?! The truth: breast feeding is like have ong sex with your baby. God damit I hate the truth!
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
If Kenny had a son we all know he would also be his brother
Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches
1 2 3 4 your sis is such a whore 5 6 7 8 she has cum on her face
Johnny Johnny yes papa do you love me no papa #### you
Mom:rember you can tell me anything. Abbie:I had sex with dad. Mom:Go die in a hole!