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    THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school

    In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

    I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”

    So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

    I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated

    Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!

    Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult

    This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment

    At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic

    Here’s another joke my friend told me.

    What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

    This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!

    I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

    Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.