Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
Lovely perv
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get I’m sick af from these stories
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
Wow my own joke Category I problem won’t remember this
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg! Atheist: you prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
If Kenny had a son we all know he would also be his brother
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
Johnny Johnny yes papa do you love me no papa #### you
Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
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This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment