How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
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The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
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