What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
Krispy
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!