JJordan2 years agoMy mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
JJordan1 year agoAn Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
JJordan4 years agoThe real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
JJordan1 year agoWhat Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents
JJordan3 years agoWhat did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLATWhat did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
JJordan1 year agoSo recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
JJordan1 year agoMy Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."