I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Jokes
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because its sitting in the AC.
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head
I want to a girl and I said
DEEZ NUTS