I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
John Doe
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.