Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
JAred
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button