September 11 bring your plane to work day
Hi
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
Ello
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who're they gonna tell, their parents?
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping Mom: no honey i killed him.
Uranus is a gassy planet
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
me shut up! if you don't shut up i'm gonna tell your parents
you why? I don't have any
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
Hell you fuck bitch dick
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!
Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING