What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
Hailey
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
Is it just me or is the main heading image for this page an image of two dead people on the cement?? Hmmmmm thats a bit susssssssssssssssssssssssss
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
Like this post if you think Ukraine has what it takes to stop Russia!
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Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.
Never break someone’s heart. They only have one. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.