I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
what do you call a selfie of a orphan? A family photo
Me, "Hey are your parents home?" Orphan; "Stop calling here."
*me in the corner*
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
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Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: *Sobs "No."
God I love working at an orphanage!
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
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