Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
Funny Guy
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.