Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
Evan
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
Make an ugly face in 3,2...STOP OMG STOP EWWWWW oh wait that’s your normal face.
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