A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Ethan
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she
RIP Harambe
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
yo mama so fat when she sat on the roof of a walmart it lowered the prices
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw
When I saw your hairline I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees
Your hairline so far back that you have for face to wash every day