What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Dumbassfickenkid
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter? Jill came down and she had Two Fifty! Oh what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What’s Blue and comes in Brownies? Cub scouts.
What do you call a male Cow that snores? A “Bull Dozer”.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 35! Do you have a problem with that?
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigerates at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!