Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
Deez
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
What is a orphan fav no way home
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11, Osama Bin Llama
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
Toes for hoes
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!