What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Daniel King
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why was the ant 🐜 so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.