I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
Daddy
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
Why can’t orphans have sex, They have no one to call daddy
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
I like dildos
Why am i dumb? Because I’m dumb
Why did nasa have to go to space because space is lonely
Knock Knock who’s there i did app i did app who? you did a poo
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
Your mums so dumb she though porn hub was corn hub
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!