what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
Daddy
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
Q:What do you call a man in a wheelchair? A: Disabled