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I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once

how do you get a depressed man out of the tree, you cut the rope

you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq, they got exited and asked if i could drive a truck

kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom

Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it

My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose

I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself

dark jokes are like kids with cancer, they never get old

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know

My therapist told me time heals all wounds so i stabbed him now we wait

"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man

what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming

how was your day freshfry :)

When the school shooter is about to leave the school and then the autistic kid screams hooray

When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad

Whats the difference between a man and pizza, pizza does not scream in the oven