D.K.

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"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man

"what do you do with your free time" "I stalk" "really i enjoy walks in the park going to the movies and having out with friends" "I know"

so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said "its getting dark out here can we go home" the man said "i know think how i will feel walking home tonight"

My therapist told me time heals all wounds so i stabbed him now we wait

Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches

When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad

Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

When the school shooter is about to leave the school and then the autistic kid screams hooray

what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know